It's written in the United States' constitution that every holiday must be honored with a sale or two on the App Store. No joke � it's a new law according to yet another wiki page that I just finished vandalizing. If you're interested, the law is sandwiched between the "freedom of press" thing and that other law about how all American babies should be named after me.

Anyway, it's with great honor that I tell you about Gameloft's massive $.99 Father's Day sale, a sale meant to stir your loins and your wallet. I can't pin down a rhyme or reason for what games are being offered at their discounted rates, but hey, they're cheap and I think that's all that matters at the end of the day.

Here's the list. The first link you'll see is connected to a write-up of ours about the game, while the second will take you straight to the App Store:

Eternal Legacy � 99�
Eternal Legacy HD � 99�
Fast Five: The Movie: Official Game � 99�
Fast Five: The Movie: Official Game: HD � 99�
Fishing Kings � 99�
Gangstar: Miami Vindication � 99�
Gangstar: Miami Vindication HD � 99�
NFL 2011 � 99�
NFL 2011 HD � 99�
Order & Chaos Online � 99� [Universal]
Real Soccer 2011 � 99�
Real Soccer 2011 HD � 99�
Spider-Man: Total Mayhem � 99�
Spider-Man � Total Mayhem HD � 99�

You know, maybe these are supposed to be games that father's dig? My dad refuses to play anything without the words "King's Quest" or "Hearts" in the title, but to each his own I suppose.