Eli and Jared are Hurdle Turtle [$.99] fanatics. It's a documented love affair beyond that of mortal bounds. And while the either of the duo would love to be the one to pen this blockbuster of a post, they can't. They're… unwell after a botched duel to the death over the rights of authorship. It's with a leaden heart and a rejuvenating tinge of anticipation that I bring you this Hurdle Turtle update news: competitive multiplayer is coming soon.

Version 2.1.0 of Hurdle Turtle will usher in real-time, actual competitive multiplayer to the core game using Game Center as its service. The creators of Hurdle Turtle tell us that you'll be able to play against friends, foes, or random dudes alike via the support, which should be coming very soon since the update is in Apple's hands right now.

As you'd expect, Hurdle Turtle multiplayer will support friends play as well as auto-matching, and it plans to make this easier on your end: after picking a match, the game will assign the match a random level where you'll be able to select your character before it begins in truth. No flashiness, just raw-dog Hurdle Turtle action.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must tend to Fearless Leaders' wounds. Jared's Beard of Woe is a powerful weapon indeed.